Conspiracy

   For some time now I've had this itching suspicion that a conspiracy was afoot.  Couldn't put my finger on just exactly what the evidence was pointing to, but it has to be galactic in scale, maybe even interdimensional.   I noticed a repetition of images that would come in to my view.  Coincidence is common, but I'll be a bag of wet mice if a narrative wasn't being spelled out to me through randomly placed images.  I've pointed this out to many experts and although not confirming my theory, have led me to believe that I have advanced perceptual skills.  My Diagnosis of Prosopagnosia, Scotopic sensitivity syndrome, and Monothematic delusion, confirms that I have special powers of perception that are focused through my unique inability to see color or adequately hear auditory tonal variations in pitch, and have allowed me to see through the fog of misinformation.  The evidence I present to you, has be accumulated over the years I have spent piecing this far reaching conspiracy together.

Birds are the puppet masters

Stephanie M

The conniving liberal media

Edward Biberman

I'm almost eighty percent certain this some sort of avian deception.

Guido Daniele

Planet of the apes was in truth a documentary fed to us as entertainment by the birds.  This and other "entertainment" is being used to as integration tool, so as to enable space apes to invade, destroy  and enslave our planet with out notice.  Is that really a movie being made or an invasion force smoke screen.?

MEAR ONE

A war between the lizard people, and the avian gorilla invasion force is inevitable, and rightly so as the lizard people have been here for thousands of years and have a highly symbiotic relation ship with the human race.

Art By Sarada

Birds are an intradimensional species that have evolved in parallel with humanity.  Alarmingly, they have breached the barrier that separates us, by using smaller replications of them selves.  The Replicants are used to spy , and possibly take part in the invasion.

Gwendolyn Rodig

As a good example to the rest of the world, North Korea has formed an alliance with a subspecies of the lizard people, known as the "sleestaks".  This alliance will form the basis of a lizard - human defense of the the planet, and will certainly set North Korea up as a world leader after the invasion begins.

velvetpaintings.com

A glimpse into to the future of history.

 Future archaeologist will use these images to piece together the history of robotics.

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Eric Joyner

I.N. Mitchell

John Lytle Wilson



Mark J Brady

Daniele Del Rosso

Steaming hot images

Warm,  what a strange word.  Here look;

warm warm warm warm warm warm warm warm warm warm warm

warm warm warm
WARM

and if you say it enough, it sounds like a word from an archaic foreign language.  It is a middle English word from the Old English word wearm, but that doesn't fully explain it's alien quality....  After a bit more research I've found that the word warm (or wearm) was first uttered in the middle of a unusual heat wave that struck the British isles just as the Anglo Saxons were rowing over in their heavy boats.  Dressed for the usual cold and rainy weather, they had become overheated, and in their delirium could only make the sound "wearm" or warm as we know it, and now we say warm to convey slightly hot.

 

Norton Bush has commemorated a few paintings in honor of that momentous event.

 

Fine Furnature and Hot Sunday's

   On hot Sunday afternoons I was bundled up in the back seat of our car and taken to visit the great aunts.  After arriving, I quickly hit all of the most interesting sites: the drainage ditch, the back yard, the tree in the back yard, the front yard, the sidewalk in front of the front yard, and the front porch.  The great aunts and my parent's lingered, while my brother and I found whatever we could to do.  I think I picked loose pebbles out of the side walk. After a few hours of that, we would all go in to watch Lawrence Welk, and I was allowed to sit on the green vinyl day bed/couch and not allowed to sit on or touch most every thing else.

I never sat in this chair.

This chair was moved into the bed room and I only caught quick glances of it. 

I touched this....once.

Thankfully this thing was moved off to a far corner, it gave me the creeps.

I was lucky enough to sit in this twice.  The first time, I was placed on it with great ceremony then quickly snatched off.  The second was a mistake on my part, as I had thought the first seating had been a granting of full territorial rights for my person to inhabit this chair.  I was a bit steamed and asked why I wasn't allowed to sit on almost all the chairs in the house.  The great aunts replied, that some furniture wasn't designed with little boys in mind.  I wrote Charles Rohlfs the builder of  the untouchable furniture, and asked him to please keep boys in mind when making new furniture.  He didn't reply.

 This painting was placed directly across from the green vinyl couch.  The television blaring the Welk, (the great aunts were a bit deaf) was at a right angle, at far end of a long room, in front of the windows letting fresh air in.  I believe a fusion of image and audio were implanted, and to this very day if I see a snarling trapped animal, it's always accompanied by Welks, Good Night Theme.  

 I was allowed full rein over this piece of  furniture.  On very hot days I was allowed to wear shorts; and after four or five hours of listening to Welk; and staring at the trapped animal, I would become stuck to couch.  The only way off was for both my Mom and Dad to peel me up, pretty sure some skin was left.  After only four or five hours, it was time to go.  I don't have one memory of the ride home.    

Late pizza delevery.

 Zain knows the angst of a late pizza delivery. 

The sad consequence of the pizza delivery that never arrived.

The long term effects of a failed pizza delivery, can be horribly depressing, she looks hungry.

The wetware at the Facebook server farm.

   Investigative reporter Shintaro Kago took a job at the Facebook server farm.  After working undercover for two years, he has finally emerged with some fascinating images. This is of one many, very detailed images from inside the inner sanctum of the server farm.

Lost her hat.

A yet to be named hat industry leader is aiming to stomp out messy hair by introducing a new line of head wear exclusively made to contain an unmanageable head of hair.  In an artfully executed bit of marketing strategy,  Javier Marin  has been commissioned to make the manikins for their flag ship hat store.  Guillo Guilletas leaked a photograph of this hat display manikin, without a hat, shot during a high profile fashion shoot.

Uncle Rover

   Patricia Piccinini in an exciting press release, has announced that she has sold her patented transgenic process of  fusing your DNA with your dearly loved, recently departed pet's - to Monnsanto.  In just a few short month's, when the gestation tank warehouses are nearly complete, the first appointments will be made, and then you too can be as happy with your new pet as this little girl.

It was a sad day when polly died.

    Yogoro was his last chirp, I don't recall much more as my all seeing eye hole was a tiny cut out square.  I really needed something bigger and rounder, but fashion is king and the high priest's public relations firm said square tested fantastic, I'm not the best marketer so I'll trust their advice.  Any who, if any of your bird men need a last rite you know who to get.

The road to the front.

  I Remember Christopher R. W. Nevinson as a Futurist from the past.

The 1782 battle of the Borg.

John Christian Schetky painted this wonderful depiction of the Borg invasion of 1782.  Evidently the British Royal Navy's defense fleet was sank off of Spithead by the craftiest of Borg weapons - electrolysis.

Retired Deer

Yep, Yong Ho Ji's conceptual tire design is way out there, and I'm not sure it can be used on most roadway conditions.

House broken pets need new home.

     Patricia Piccinini's family dog had passed on, and they were heart broken.  She had an Idea, not a clear one but a general Idea of what she wanted to do.  The dog went into the deep freeze and Patricia dove deep into the science of  molecular cloning.  After two weeks had went, she realised that molecular cloning was going to take longer to master than she had thought and began looking for a faster way of bringing the family pet back from the dead.  Fortunately she had amassed a sizable horde of science publications, and had been grazing though them waiting for an idea, when she saw an ad for a do it yourself genetic cloning kit.  She immediately sent for it and started the process as soon as it arrived. 

      Everybody was excited to see their new pet develop in the gestation chamber, but something abnormal for a canine gestation period was happening.  At the time which they should've all seen a puppy take shape, the fetus was still in development, the family still meticulously tended the the tank and watched three more month's.  The birth, came when Patricia noticed the gestation tank bumping across the kitchen floor, (they kept the tank in a kitchen closet by the water heater) she then started the process of raising the little imp.       Over the years she has accrued quite a house full of the things as they breed asexually.  Patricia surmised it was her skills at house keeping that had resulted in some of the dogs DNA mixing or rather had been mistakenly spliced with someone from her family. 

     

   

Testing for the æther boundary in the Aérostat Fougueux

Jose Parra documented the first maneuvers of the flotte de dirigeables in 1799.  Napoleon ordered a fleet of twenty three Aérostat's to be made at the Montrouge balloon yards - due to clerical error - the number produced was twenty six.  With three more dirigeables than he needed for the 1805 invasion of  the newly purchased American Louisiana territories, the extra were given a scientific mission of exploration.  During the lengthy trip through the atmosphere the three ship fleet found that they could re-supply using the native flora and fauna of the the skies, and managed not to touch land for three years.  News of their voyage (through carrier pigeon) reached the main fleet in low altitude maneuvers over the Mediterranean, and convinced the admiralty to finally issue the order for the American invasion.  The flotte de dirigeables roamed the heavens in an indirect path towards their destination, living off the land, so to speak, and in the process causing the extinction of many aeronautical species.  By 1810 the fleet had parked itself over the Louisiana territory waiting for the order to attack, which never came.  Presumably the fleet had learned to harvest the skies without causing large scale ecological destruction,  as the last communication from the flotilla occurred in 1825 via an ancient carrier pigeon.

They had Turkey.

I thinks there is something lost in the translation of Vasily Vereshchagin'  Napping after attack on a Turkey.

Pizza ninja's

"In parallel world's, pizza delivery is attempted by a team of highly trained delivery ninja's" - Marcin Jakubowski.

Hello Kitty Invasion

Ever sense the 54' invasion cover up, Mark Bryan has been working to expose the militant hard-line corporate fascism, that is a the true nature of Hello Kitty. 

The cloud lookers.

If I remember correctly, this occurred in year 11 

A condo board would fix this in a jiffy.

Apparently the city Nuremburg had briefly employed Albrect Dürer as a municipal ordinance officer, and the lawn and pond at this property was so flagrantly unkempt, he painted them a picture as proof such a heinous  crime could be committed. 

Good ole corn fed deer.

Dan Hillier was out hunting for our famous G.M.O. corn fed deer and came upon this extraordinary scene.  Baffled as he was, he asked that I - a local inhabitant - should try to clarify what exactly was transpiring in this image he had rendered from memory.  

My reply;  

Dear Mr. Hillier 

   I can only offer a conjecture, a merest speculation - this can only be a one of those superb representatives of  agribusiness, expressing that their particular modified product is was in no way responsible for his unusual antler growth.    

Zid Hedbug