Denis Dighton should've added Jane,Tarzan, and his Apemen up in the rigging. Then Lord Nelson's would have something to look at while dying, other than a bucket that's conspicuously unkicked.
Federico Zarco in painting Justin Bieber wearing Selena Gomez may have induced a partial collapse of his cranium. I think he will be fine, a phrenologist of some regard has been called in to prescribe a treatment.