Obvious connections

The greatest joke ever.

Ilya Repin

It was told to the old man in the stone, the keeper of the feng and the shui.  He got it.

The feng shui of the earth was permanently altered.

This caused a temporarily awkward gravitational shift.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was in the circus?

This was Our main advertising poster.  Upon arriving in town, we would hang this any where we could.  It would have worked better with dates, times, and the name of our circus, ect.

Our star attraction, was the dog of bad habits.

The "taped up man" was a favorite of the ladies.

Wes Naman

I know two headed lamas are a dime a dozen, but ours could tell jokes.

Between shows we all fit into our cozy caravan, and traveled from town to town.

Conspiracy

   For some time now I've had this itching suspicion that a conspiracy was afoot.  Couldn't put my finger on just exactly what the evidence was pointing to, but it has to be galactic in scale, maybe even interdimensional.   I noticed a repetition of images that would come in to my view.  Coincidence is common, but I'll be a bag of wet mice if a narrative wasn't being spelled out to me through randomly placed images.  I've pointed this out to many experts and although not confirming my theory, have led me to believe that I have advanced perceptual skills.  My Diagnosis of Prosopagnosia, Scotopic sensitivity syndrome, and Monothematic delusion, confirms that I have special powers of perception that are focused through my unique inability to see color or adequately hear auditory tonal variations in pitch, and have allowed me to see through the fog of misinformation.  The evidence I present to you, has be accumulated over the years I have spent piecing this far reaching conspiracy together.

Birds are the puppet masters

Stephanie M

The conniving liberal media

Edward Biberman

I'm almost eighty percent certain this some sort of avian deception.

Guido Daniele

Planet of the apes was in truth a documentary fed to us as entertainment by the birds.  This and other "entertainment" is being used to as integration tool, so as to enable space apes to invade, destroy  and enslave our planet with out notice.  Is that really a movie being made or an invasion force smoke screen.?

MEAR ONE

A war between the lizard people, and the avian gorilla invasion force is inevitable, and rightly so as the lizard people have been here for thousands of years and have a highly symbiotic relation ship with the human race.

Art By Sarada

Birds are an intradimensional species that have evolved in parallel with humanity.  Alarmingly, they have breached the barrier that separates us, by using smaller replications of them selves.  The Replicants are used to spy , and possibly take part in the invasion.

Gwendolyn Rodig

As a good example to the rest of the world, North Korea has formed an alliance with a subspecies of the lizard people, known as the "sleestaks".  This alliance will form the basis of a lizard - human defense of the the planet, and will certainly set North Korea up as a world leader after the invasion begins.

velvetpaintings.com

Zombie goofy could be an ancient alien cyborg.

The question of Goofy's species has been a preoccupation of mine for not even close to Seventy years.  Questions have been asked and theorem's formed but nothing of consequence has ever come to pass.   Other cartoon creatures have been formed, animated, and forgotten with out too much of an investigation into their biological classification, but this Goofy thing persists.  The key to this question is whether his friend, the mouse is truly a mouse, and not more of a short big eared Goofy, or Goofy is a distortion of Micky.  Yes, a mixture of an undead cartoon mouse, and a misplaced colony of nanobots that have made a hive out of the carcass, distorting the mouse features into Goofy.  The proof is Warren Spector and his timeless images of what such a world these things are emitted from.

 Alexander Leydenfrost was an advanced visualizer that pushed the boundaries of perception.  In his images, reality and fantasy seem to fit together nicely, in fact from my point of view from the future, this stitches together a narrative of events that took place in near chronological order.  Due to his time resistance, Baron Sandor Leidenfrost will be contracted to illustrate a series of images focusing on a Dyson sphere  in the middle of constructing and at the same time attacked by a race of super humongous octobots.  We should look forward those illustrations soon surfacing.