Yummy munchies

This is the start of picky eater awareness month.  Do not show them any of the following images....

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This pudding appears a bit thick.


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Apples have a bad rap.

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 Just scramble it.


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A mouse meat head.

My room-mate the chicken wire chicken.

   I can't say my chicken wire chicken was a good roommate.  Charitable... Maybe,  But not in a good way,  it was more of a passive aggressive tactical maneuver in his game of  top rooster.  Roosters in general can be quiet aggressive, but chicken wire roosters bring a new level of  ingenuity - a wiry hard as metal genius at manipulating the pecking order.  

   I have to say that I showed up with nothing, and he let me use almost all of his possessions, of course I always regretted it later, but I was better for it in the end. Here is a few pictures of my time with chicken wire chicken. 

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Himself

His steam powered velocipede.  I used this quiet a bit, but never with out chicken.  He would perch on the handle bars or my head,  it was often very messy, and the velocipede was hot.

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Chicken's chair - he had the idea that this was the best seat in the house.  I  sat in it once and was fine for the first hour, then started to get uncomfortable.  Chicken came in and threw a fit when he saw me in it,  I've come to believe that on some level, chicken's aren't that smart.



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This is my old room and the chair chicken let me sit in.  He hated this chair.

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Chicken was a big Star wars fan and cherished this, his one and only painting.  If I didn't look at it for at least an hour each day, chicken would get mad.  You don't want a chicken wire chicken mad at you.

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Lost her hat.

A yet to be named hat industry leader is aiming to stomp out messy hair by introducing a new line of head wear exclusively made to contain an unmanageable head of hair.  In an artfully executed bit of marketing strategy,  Javier Marin  has been commissioned to make the manikins for their flag ship hat store.  Guillo Guilletas leaked a photograph of this hat display manikin, without a hat, shot during a high profile fashion shoot.

Uncle Rover

   Patricia Piccinini in an exciting press release, has announced that she has sold her patented transgenic process of  fusing your DNA with your dearly loved, recently departed pet's - to Monnsanto.  In just a few short month's, when the gestation tank warehouses are nearly complete, the first appointments will be made, and then you too can be as happy with your new pet as this little girl.

Retired Deer

Yep, Yong Ho Ji's conceptual tire design is way out there, and I'm not sure it can be used on most roadway conditions.

Tire fashion for 2013

Just got a new pair of Wim Delvoye designer tires for the tractor.  Not only are they "stylin", but they provide  that extra grip that is needed for the discerning tractor enthousiaste.

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