A condo board would fix this in a jiffy.

Apparently the city Nuremburg had briefly employed Albrect Dürer as a municipal ordinance officer, and the lawn and pond at this property was so flagrantly unkempt, he painted them a picture as proof such a heinous  crime could be committed. 

Captain's Chrononaut

Yuri Laptev has been recruited by the office of alterable chronology, to use his skill at peering through the fog of reality.