They finally caught uncle Timmy.

If Victor Safonkin tell's a big fish story, I will believe every word.

Slacker beware

Frank Sadorus will take over my witticism for today.

lots of metal

ding ding ding shorpy 

Be nice, war machine.

Edward Wadsworth must of painted and then painted, this machine smiling at him.

I hope that's not some sort of bug zapper

 Gustave Dore's patent drawing for a bug zapper of immense proportions.