Hello Kitty Invasion

Ever sense the 54' invasion cover up, Mark Bryan has been working to expose the militant hard-line corporate fascism, that is a the true nature of Hello Kitty. 

The cloud lookers.

If I remember correctly, this occurred in year 11 

A condo board would fix this in a jiffy.

Apparently the city Nuremburg had briefly employed Albrect Dürer as a municipal ordinance officer, and the lawn and pond at this property was so flagrantly unkempt, he painted them a picture as proof such a heinous  crime could be committed. 

Good ole corn fed deer.

Dan Hillier was out hunting for our famous G.M.O. corn fed deer and came upon this extraordinary scene.  Baffled as he was, he asked that I - a local inhabitant - should try to clarify what exactly was transpiring in this image he had rendered from memory.  

My reply;  

Dear Mr. Hillier 

   I can only offer a conjecture, a merest speculation - this can only be a one of those superb representatives of  agribusiness, expressing that their particular modified product is was in no way responsible for his unusual antler growth.    

Zid Hedbug

Captain's Chrononaut

Yuri Laptev has been recruited by the office of alterable chronology, to use his skill at peering through the fog of reality.