Showing posts with label #illustration. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #illustration. Show all posts

Friday, January 11, 2013

A quick pictorial history of the Dirigible's War.




It all started when a German farm wife (otherwise known as a "Bäuerin" ) mugged a French cavalry officer at knife point for a slice of bread. 




 In this historic photo is the dirigible Poignarder, trailing along the French cavalry unit that was annihilated by a unit of knife wielding Bäuerin.  though they fought with bravery and abandon, the Bäuerin discovered they could not jump high enough to stab the Poignarder and the French won the battle. This change in warfare developed into a dirigible arms race and soon airships were being manufactured by both sides at a astounding pace.




It got Real, in what was the first air battle, in the skies above the Alsace-Lorraine.




As the war dragged on new tactics were used.




This images show a successful gorilla boarding party attacking and taking over an ocean going ship.




Though the Gorrila's fought bravely their number's soon dwindled, and other Idea's were sought.  This is the only known photo of Korbinian Faucheux, the inventor of the the tractor beam.  Airship's were soon fitted with the apparatus, and the regular ocean going ships had not a chance.  




As you probably well know, the war quickly escalated and the destruction was severe.  In some way we all are still effected by what became know as "Dirigible's War". 






Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Santa stirs up trouble with toy deployment.





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 This is the Santa that visited our house in the middle of the night.  





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 A few of the toys he left mounted a coup attempt, that battle was a messy affair.




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One side eventually came out victorious,  but the clean up operation was perhaps the biggest battle of the war.


The declaration of peace.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Good ole corn fed deer.


Dan Hillier was out hunting for our famous G.M.O. corn fed deer and came upon this extraordinary scene.  Baffled as he was, he asked that I - a local inhabitant - should try to clarify what exactly was transpiring in this image he had rendered from memory.  

My reply;  

Dear Mr. Hillier 
   I can only offer a conjecture, a merest speculation - this can only be a one of those superb representatives of  agribusiness, expressing that their particular modified product is was in no way responsible for his unusual antler growth.    

Zid Hedbug

Monday, November 5, 2012

Aid to the Kool.


It's a little known fact, that N. C. Wyeth was an illustrator for Kool-aid.  At the turn of the last century Kool-aid was marketed to upscale clientele as an import of the far East, graded and procured by highly esteemed Kool-aid connoisseurs. 

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Pruning fashion for 2013


Justin Gerard known as barber of  the ents, has recently come out with a new book of head shots. This most fetching style, is the pollard head.