Saturday, December 8, 2012

The wetware at the Facebook server farm.

   Investigative reporter Shintaro Kago took a job at the Facebook server farm.  After working undercover for two years, he has finally emerged with some fascinating images. This is of one many, very detailed images from inside the inner sanctum of the server farm.


Friday, December 7, 2012

Lost her hat.

A yet to be named hat industry leader is aiming to stomp out messy hair by introducing a new line of head wear exclusively made to contain an unmanageable head of hair.  In an artfully executed bit of marketing strategy,  Javier Marin  has been commissioned to make the manikins for their flag ship hat store.  Guillo Guilletas leaked a photograph of this hat display manikin, without a hat, shot during a high profile fashion shoot.


Thursday, December 6, 2012

Uncle Rover

   Patricia Piccinini in an exciting press release, has announced that she has sold her patented transgenic process of  fusing your DNA with your dearly loved, recently departed pet's - to Monnsanto.  In just a few short month's, when the gestation tank warehouses are nearly complete, the first appointments will be made, and then you too can be as happy with your new pet as this little girl.


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

It was a sad day when polly died.

    Yogoro was his last chirp, I don't recall much more as my all seeing eye hole was a tiny cut out square.  I really needed something bigger and rounder, but fashion is king and the high priest's public relations firm said square tested fantastic, I'm not the best marketer so I'll trust their advice.  Any who, if any of your bird men need a last rite you know who to get.



Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The road to the front.




  I Remember Christopher R. W. Nevinson as a Futurist from the past.