Sparkle - not glitter, just sparkle - there's a big difference.

We are interrupting this narrow cast with an important announcement.  Be sure to listen carefully and you will receive an official emergency intrusion.

The is the end on the Announcement.

Funky smelling photo.

  I would like to stick my nose in this image just to confirm that it smells as funky as is looks.  If only James Simmons had taken this in smell - O - vision, or maybe I'm better off that he didn't.

House broken pets need new home.

     Patricia Piccinini's family dog had passed on, and they were heart broken.  She had an Idea, not a clear one but a general Idea of what she wanted to do.  The dog went into the deep freeze and Patricia dove deep into the science of  molecular cloning.  After two weeks had went, she realised that molecular cloning was going to take longer to master than she had thought and began looking for a faster way of bringing the family pet back from the dead.  Fortunately she had amassed a sizable horde of science publications, and had been grazing though them waiting for an idea, when she saw an ad for a do it yourself genetic cloning kit.  She immediately sent for it and started the process as soon as it arrived. 

      Everybody was excited to see their new pet develop in the gestation chamber, but something abnormal for a canine gestation period was happening.  At the time which they should've all seen a puppy take shape, the fetus was still in development, the family still meticulously tended the the tank and watched three more month's.  The birth, came when Patricia noticed the gestation tank bumping across the kitchen floor, (they kept the tank in a kitchen closet by the water heater) she then started the process of raising the little imp.       Over the years she has accrued quite a house full of the things as they breed asexually.  Patricia surmised it was her skills at house keeping that had resulted in some of the dogs DNA mixing or rather had been mistakenly spliced with someone from her family. 

     

   

R2D2 - Old shCool

WW2 snapshot of R2D2 and our youthful Uncle Timmy. Thanks to Mr. Iswwr for digging this out of his shoe box.

Rasselin

Irving Penn is a well known painter.  His hyper-alter-real monochromatic portraits were the delight of Queen Victoria's children; especially rendered according to each child's imaginative whimsy. 

I don't see any space for the duct tape.

This was on Henry O. Studley's advertising pamphlet. I think I'll have him make one of these for my screw driver,vice grip, spray lubricant,and duct tape.

WARNING - very gloomy photo - NSFL

  After decades of circulation, this image was declared to induce a form of PTSD and has been pulled off the market.  The first case reported was photographer Jamal Anwahi, he was found Wispering, " must take photo" over and over again.

Tornadic activity

Mitch Dobrowner please don't show this to my grandma, she would most definitely make me hide.  It wouldn't even matter if it was sunny out, just the mere thought that this mean looking muddy mass of water was hanging the sky - somewhere -  would be excuse enough. 

Cool man

This image has more coolness in it, than I could muster in five lifetimes. 

Do not look at the giant baby head.

Yyyessss, divert you're eye's in reverence to the giant baby head. If you must gaze at it's glorious radiant sacredness, then only though the lens of Luis Irisarri and with the blessing of the creator Antonio Lopez Garcia.

Early European vacation Photo.

Aunt Flossie vacationing in Holland.

Slacker beware

Frank Sadorus will take over my witticism for today.

Gonzo should be hanging with the turkey's

  I think Akio Sakamoto shot this at a zoo, and I will eat it.