Showing posts with label Battle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Battle. Show all posts

Friday, January 11, 2013

A quick pictorial history of the Dirigible's War.




It all started when a German farm wife (otherwise known as a "Bäuerin" ) mugged a French cavalry officer at knife point for a slice of bread. 




 In this historic photo is the dirigible Poignarder, trailing along the French cavalry unit that was annihilated by a unit of knife wielding Bäuerin.  though they fought with bravery and abandon, the Bäuerin discovered they could not jump high enough to stab the Poignarder and the French won the battle. This change in warfare developed into a dirigible arms race and soon airships were being manufactured by both sides at a astounding pace.




It got Real, in what was the first air battle, in the skies above the Alsace-Lorraine.




As the war dragged on new tactics were used.




This images show a successful gorilla boarding party attacking and taking over an ocean going ship.




Though the Gorrila's fought bravely their number's soon dwindled, and other Idea's were sought.  This is the only known photo of Korbinian Faucheux, the inventor of the the tractor beam.  Airship's were soon fitted with the apparatus, and the regular ocean going ships had not a chance.  




As you probably well know, the war quickly escalated and the destruction was severe.  In some way we all are still effected by what became know as "Dirigible's War". 






Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Santa stirs up trouble with toy deployment.





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 This is the Santa that visited our house in the middle of the night.  





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 A few of the toys he left mounted a coup attempt, that battle was a messy affair.




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One side eventually came out victorious,  but the clean up operation was perhaps the biggest battle of the war.


The declaration of peace.

Friday, November 30, 2012

The 1782 battle of the Borg.


John Christian Schetky painted this wonderful depiction of the Borg invasion of 1782.  Evidently the British Royal Navy's defense fleet was sank off of Spithead by the craftiest of Borg weapons - electrolysis.