Friday, January 11, 2013

A quick pictorial history of the Dirigible's War.




It all started when a German farm wife (otherwise known as a "Bäuerin" ) mugged a French cavalry officer at knife point for a slice of bread. 




 In this historic photo is the dirigible Poignarder, trailing along the French cavalry unit that was annihilated by a unit of knife wielding Bäuerin.  though they fought with bravery and abandon, the Bäuerin discovered they could not jump high enough to stab the Poignarder and the French won the battle. This change in warfare developed into a dirigible arms race and soon airships were being manufactured by both sides at a astounding pace.




It got Real, in what was the first air battle, in the skies above the Alsace-Lorraine.




As the war dragged on new tactics were used.




This images show a successful gorilla boarding party attacking and taking over an ocean going ship.




Though the Gorrila's fought bravely their number's soon dwindled, and other Idea's were sought.  This is the only known photo of Korbinian Faucheux, the inventor of the the tractor beam.  Airship's were soon fitted with the apparatus, and the regular ocean going ships had not a chance.  




As you probably well know, the war quickly escalated and the destruction was severe.  In some way we all are still effected by what became know as "Dirigible's War". 






Thursday, January 10, 2013

Extraterrestrial's true story, revealed at last.




This image is an artist's interpretation, of the being know as 473-B's, home world.  The information used as the basis of this image, was gleaned through interviews of his contacts while he was at large.





473-B was habituate of the cocktail lounge, "Tiki Grotto".  Customers were required to wear tiki masks, this was instrumental in hiding is alien identity.





After incarceration the usual dissection yielded many clues to 473-B's physicality.  Unfortunately most of his body decayed after a refrigeration unit power failure.  His "foot" was saved by mistake when an examiner threw it in the garbage, a coyote fished it out, took it into a near by arroyo, then declined to eat it.






The cocktail waitress at the Tiki Grotto and 473-B were apparently, an item.




Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Funky smelling photo.

  I would like to stick my nose in this image just to confirm that it smells as funky as is looks.  If only James Simmons had taken this in smell - O - vision, or maybe I'm better off that he didn't.

Friday, December 28, 2012

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