Denis Dighton should've added Jane,Tarzan, and his Apemen up in the rigging. Then Lord Nelson's would have something to look at while dying, other than a bucket that's conspicuously unkicked.
Federico Zarco in painting Justin Bieber wearing Selena Gomez may have induced a partial collapse of his cranium. I think he will be fine, a phrenologist of some regard has been called in to prescribe a treatment.
Sources say as Agostino Arrivabene painted this portrait, he muttered the words," don't move a muscle just one more minute and I'll have it", and shazam the external heart was rendered perfect.